Rather than learning to drive, I’m going to learn to teleport using calculus.
I will perform certain calculations (using a piece of paper or Pandora) that prove that my actual location in space is slightly different than what I had previously interpreted as my location.
There are certain dangers of this (for instance, not accounting for the movment of the Earth and thus teleporting into the mantle or into space; or accidentally translating myself through 5 dimensions and ending up sidweways in relation to this one), but I think it’s less dangerous than driving. It also costs less.
